Word of the Day.2

To harken (hearken)

27. april ...

Tovariši, spominjajmo se dni, 

ko so v uporu 

zagorela naša v robstvu 

izmučena srca in so se 

za splošno ljudsko vstajo 

stisnile naše pesti.

Napis na kamnu ... kje pa ne vem. Lahko pa pobarate njih.

Word of the Day

... is shibboleth.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/shibboleth

Chuck Norris jokes, pt. 2

Chuck Norris can sharpen a lightsaber.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

-Whoseyourdaddy?
-Chuck Norris.
-...

Chuck Norris was once pulled over.....he proceeded to arrest the police officer.


There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris je edini, ki ima lahko torbo IN kolo.

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck went back in time to father himself, he got in a fight with himself. We know this ongoing battle as the aurora borealis.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience...

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the snake died.

There is no theory of evolution. Ther's just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts